Instructions for life

# Give people mostly when they don't expect, only if they really need it.
# Never get married! Especially if you are a woman.
# Don't sleep.
# Never say "I love you", especially if you mean it.
# Say "I'm sorry" at most once.
# Don't be engaged, never get married.
# Don't believe in love. Believe in hate at first sight.
# Never laugh at anyone's nightmares. People who don't have nightmares don't have much.
# Love yourself.
# In disagreements, fight and kill. Don't forget that you are a warrior.
# People always love their relatives more than you think.
# Don't think at all or don't talk to idiots.
# When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, kill him.
# Remember that great things involve great rivals.
# Say "Fuck you".
# When you lose it is not good.
# Remember the three N's: NNN.
# Don't let a little dispute injure a great fight. A little dispute may be useful, but it is never enough.
# When you realize you've made a mercy, take immediate steps to correct it.
# Shout loudly when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice and will not dare to ask the favour.
# Shout loudly when picking up the phone. The perverse sighing idiote will shit in place.
# Spend some time without idiots.
# Remember that silence is sometimes the worst act.
# Watching TV is allowed.
# If people think your life is honorable, very likely you are dead.
# Never share your knowledge with idiotes.